10 Things Boys Think Girls Do That Actually Never Happen

2. Girls are super squeamish

HAHA. Lol, I once had to check if my friend had haemorrhoids. And neither of us flinched.

After you’ve had to deal with a whole load of blood being pushed out your vajay once a month for a few years, it’s pretty hard to be shocked by anything.

Let’s just put it out there: dudes are strange creatures. They have bizarre ideas about everything from texting to personal hygiene, but the key thing they get wrong is…girls.

If you were to venture inside a boy’s mind to find out what they imagine girls do on a regular basis it’s like peering into an alternate universe. So let’s put a few of those misconceptions about girls straight once and for all.

But first, how well do actual real people know their way around a uterus?

1. Girls’ periods are like peeing

For reals, more than one dude we know said they think we just pee the blood out during our periods. “Gushing” was the word they used.

Soz guys, there’s no turning it on and off, and – newsflash – the urethra and vagina are separate holes.

2. Girls are super squeamish

HAHA. Lol, I once had to check if my friend had haemorrhoids. And neither of us flinched.

After you’ve had to deal with a whole load of blood being pushed out your vajay once a month for a few years, it’s pretty hard to be shocked by anything.

3. Girls never see each other naked

We’ve seen our friends’ boobs more than we’ve seen our own tbh.

4. Girls talk about your penis size constantly

Sure, it’s sometimes mentioned but really not as much as they think. And NEVER about a boyfriend because somethings are genuinely sacred.

5. Girls have naked pillow fights

Now, we always thought this was a cliché and there was no way guys actually thought that. But it was the first thing a boy said after we asked him about things he think girls do so just for the record, that is not a thing.

6. Girls bitch about other girls all the time

Again, a fraction of time is devoted to discussing the various pros and cons of certain people but it’s really not as much as you’d think. IT’S NOT.

7. Girls like to share super personal details about boyfriends

Real talk: if it’s someone we had a casual fling with, or a few of us have hooked-up with, then sure. But only VERY rarely will we talk about our boyfriend or girlfriend. That’s personal shiz.

8. Girls think about getting married all the time

Don’t flatter yourself bbz. Sometimes, sure, but we also have about 638 other thoughts in our heads at all times so it doesn’t get much air time.

9. Girls want babies as soon as possible

Hahahahahahaha good one. Babies are scary.

10. Girls catch feelings as soon as they look at you

Surprise! Loads of us are just as into keeping it as casual as you are and as we’re humans, feel free to just treat us like one and tell us what you’re looking for openly and honestly. We can handle it and would prefer it to you just randomly disappear on us.

Sorted? Sorted.

Source:: MTV — News