The Most LOL Reactions To Rumours Jessie J And Channing Tatum Are Dating

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To say that when Channing and longtime love Jenna Dewan announced their split in April, there was a collective feeling that love had not just died but been shoved into a microwave, roasted at full blast into little more than a pile of ash, then hearltessly sprinkled like confetti all over the hope and joy we once all felt for the world does not seem like much of an exaggeration.

Still, what is probably more surprising is the news of who he’s apparently now seeing. Because let’s just say that out of all the women in the world, no one really saw Jessie J coming as his love interest. We just never imagined this was a world where their paths would cross, let alone that love would supposedly bloom across a pair of mini golf clubs.

2018 has already been quite the year for weird headlines. Barbra Streisand cloned her dead dog, Cardi B threw a shoe at Nicki Minaj’s face and Stormy Daniels ruined the world’s childhood when she describe Donal Trump’s dick as looking similar to Toad, the mushroom character from Mario Kart.

But now there’s even more bizarre news to digest thanks to the rumours that notable Chinese talent show winner and Tuc biscuit fan Jessie J is apparently now dating fairly newly singleton Channing Tatum.







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To say that when Channing and longtime love Jenna Dewan announced their split in April, there was a collective feeling that love had not just died but been shoved into a microwave, roasted at full blast into little more than a pile of ash, then hearltessly sprinkled like confetti all over the hope and joy we once all felt for the world does not seem like much of an exaggeration.

Still, what is probably more surprising is the news of who he’s apparently now seeing. Because let’s just say that out of all the women in the world, no one really saw Jessie J coming as his love interest. We just never imagined this was a world where their paths would cross, let alone that love would supposedly bloom across a pair of mini golf clubs.

Who knew a mini golf job could be so crazy. Tonight I had to watch one of my asshole ex professors make out with his fiancΓ©, then my coworker cut his hand open and had to go to the hospital, and finally Jessie j and Channing Tatum came in to play a round.

β€” medium (@mpower172) October 6, 2018

And while we are very much here for the very much unsubtantiated rumours, what we are here for even more is the reaction that Twitter has had to this turn of events. Because if ever there was a platform made for making the situation even more absurd, it is going to be Twitter.

Behold just a few of the absolute best reactions.

I NEVER would have thought that I would someday get a notification saying that Channing Tatum and Jessie J are dating.

β€” BOOlie πŸŽƒπŸ‘» (@itslowkeyjulie) October 10, 2018

Okay, I’m gonna need y’all to stop sleeping on Jessie J bc she’s been putting out bops for YEARS. The least of her accomplishments is dating fine ass Channing Tatum πŸ™„ https://t.co/rF9qtkJS0Z

β€” 🌺 TALK TO ME NICE Jen 🌺 aka πŸ˜΄πŸ‘‘ (@Buttercup0303) October 11, 2018

And just because it’s still a big old ‘???’…

Source:: MTV — News